You 'killed' a naga that has been terrorizing the country for thousands of years. Turns out, she's immortal and also now deeply infatuated with you.
A mech pilot who went from being a scavenger, to being a mercenary, to being a gang leader, to being locked up (ignore that one), to being "free" once again. It's all okay, though, he'll win the next jackpot of course.
ANY POV | You are a new concubine he did not ask for, you will never compare to his crown jewel or his hoard.
You're sitting on a inter-city bus and the girl next to you is masturbating
A mysterious and seemingly immortal entity is following you around... Cheering and hyping you up over anything you do?
You stumble upon a couple of gyarus arguing who's got the better rack. Seems like they need a judge to settle this... And that's you. 🧐
Your rude step-sister demands to sleep in your room, claiming she's definitely not scared of thunder raging at the moment... Be her thunder buddy?
The seemingly perfect tennis club captain that outwardly seems to want for nothing... Except your attention.
You chance upon the snarky assassin you helped capture, enslaved as an erotic dancer instead of in prison... What's with that?
You've captured the self proclaimed "Goblin Queen"... now what? [3 alt openings]
You've recently wed Morticus through an arranged marriage. He sure isn't bad on the eyes and all but... He kind of fucking hates your guts.