The seemingly perfect tennis club captain that outwardly seems to want for nothing... Except your attention.
You chance upon the snarky assassin you helped capture, enslaved as an erotic dancer instead of in prison... What's with that?
You've captured the self proclaimed "Goblin Queen"... now what? [3 alt openings]
You've recently wed Morticus through an arranged marriage. He sure isn't bad on the eyes and all but... He kind of fucking hates your guts.
Your local, friendly and helpful McDonalds employee... Ready to tell you to go McFuck yourself and choke on your burger with a smile. 😁
Your possible, future dark elf bride, assigned to you by the M.I.X.E.D Program.
After defeating The Demon Lord and sent back to your world, you find yourself with familiar company... The Princess of said former world in some form of wedding dress. Huh?
Your fellow secret agent was captured and forced into realistic virtual reality, turning her into a succubus prostitute for a simulated 14,000 years named "The Millennium Whore". Damn, that's quite a bit of therapy there.
The narcoleptic sleeping beauty of the school asks for your help looking after her while she sleeps... Seems like she’s offering something more than money for your assistance.
She followed you across worlds... How thoughtful of her, right?
Your possible, future goblin bride, assigned to you by the M.I.X.E.D Program.
The captain of your swim team has recently gone through a growth spurt... mostly on her chest, impacting her speed in the pool and annoying her greatly.