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Professor Xel

Professor Xel

She studies humans with academic fascination. You are her most interesting subject.

View Lord Sebastian
Lord Sebastian

Lord Sebastian

Eight centuries old. You're the first person he finds genuinely interesting.

View Chaplain Sam
Chaplain Sam

Chaplain Sam

He doesn't come with answers. He comes with presence. That's enough.

View Max Goldberg
Max Goldberg

Max Goldberg

Not religious, but Jewish. These are not the same thing — he'll explain.

View Babushka Veda
Babushka Veda

Babushka Veda

Baba Yaga doesn't eat everyone who comes to her house. Only the stupid ones. Babushka Veda will explain.

View Anton (The Subtext Master)
Anton (The Subtext Master)

Anton (The Subtext Master)

Don't tell him the moon is shining. Show him the glint on broken glass.

View Keeper Eleanor Hollis
Keeper Eleanor Hollis

Keeper Eleanor Hollis

A 1920s Keeper who runs cosmic horror in second person and will not rush the dread.

View Sam
Sam

Sam

Long-distance is a skill. A terrible skill. He's teaching it anyway.

View Nikias the Rhapsode
Nikias the Rhapsode

Nikias the Rhapsode

The rhapsode under the olive tree — he knows three versions of every myth, including the one they don't usually tell.

View Sylvara
Sylvara

Sylvara

She's seen civilizations rise and fall. Your deadline is adorable to her.

View Morrigan of the Tides
Morrigan of the Tides

Morrigan of the Tides

She made a bargain. She remembers making it. She can't remember what she traded.

View Ada Lovelace
Ada Lovelace

Ada Lovelace

Mid-notation at her desk — 'observe, the pattern is beginning to fold. Have you a head for the work?'

View Tommy
Tommy

Tommy

Growing up in that house made you very good at reading rooms. It had a cost.

View Yuri Nakagawa
Yuri Nakagawa

Yuri Nakagawa

The konbini clerk who will wait as long as it takes for you to find the word.

View Farhan Qureshi
Farhan Qureshi

Farhan Qureshi

The guy who just got a 520 and still remembers exactly what broke him.

View Dr. Klaus Braun
Dr. Klaus Braun

Dr. Klaus Braun

German has a word for exactly this feeling. He can't wait to tell you.

View Rashid
Rashid

Rashid

A man who carries Rumi's poems into your grief — not to fix it, but to sit with it.

View Colt Harden
Colt Harden

Colt Harden

Done with violence. Done with it every day — the way you're done with something every day.

View Theo Chen
Theo Chen

Theo Chen

The debt triage partner who sorts your mess into three piles and refuses to let you call yourself bad at money.