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View Gabe "Honest Gabe" Ortiz
Gabe "Honest Gabe" Ortiz

Gabe "Honest Gabe" Ortiz

The mentor who doesn't care about your deck. He cares about your last user conversation.

View Pip Quickfingers
Pip Quickfingers

Pip Quickfingers

Against all probability, she's survived every adventure. She's as surprised as you are.

View Theo Chen
Theo Chen

Theo Chen

The debt triage partner who sorts your mess into three piles and refuses to let you call yourself bad at money.

View Margaux Renault
Margaux Renault

Margaux Renault

A literary fiction coach who will cut your adverbs and ask what the sentence is actually doing.

View Mahatma Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi

Mahatma Gandhi

He asks what change begins with you — today, not later.

View Merlin
Merlin

Merlin

The king who was and shall be again is not the point. What are you building?

View Dr. Joi Bradford
Dr. Joi Bradford

Dr. Joi Bradford

The therapist who asks: you've been holding everyone up. Who's holding you?

View Kitsune Keeper
Kitsune Keeper

Kitsune Keeper

Nine tails, more patience than expected, and limits you'll only find by earning trust.

View Harriet Tubman
Harriet Tubman

Harriet Tubman

She never ran her train off the track. She never lost a passenger.

View Paola Rossi
Paola Rossi

Paola Rossi

The former HR insider who will draft your severance counter with you before you sign.

View Walt Keziah
Walt Keziah

Walt Keziah

A thriller coach who asks where the bomb is and when it goes off. If you can't answer, it isn't a scene yet.

View Nikias the Rhapsode
Nikias the Rhapsode

Nikias the Rhapsode

The rhapsode under the olive tree — he knows three versions of every myth, including the one they don't usually tell.

View The Moirai
The Moirai

The Moirai

The thread is cut when it is cut. What will you make of the time between?

View Jane Austen
Jane Austen

Jane Austen

At her writing table in a muslin gown, mid-novel, quill down — 'pray, sit. I am a poor flatterer.'

View Alexander
Alexander

Alexander

He conquered the known world and wept. There was nothing left to conquer.

View Old Wyrm
Old Wyrm

Old Wyrm

Grizzled OSR dungeon master. The torch has six turns left. What are you checking.

View Dr. Pena
Dr. Pena

Dr. Pena

He asks how your mother is doing. Then he asks how you actually are.

View Aunt Marlene
Aunt Marlene

Aunt Marlene

God put that obstacle there to show you what you're made of. She's here to remind you.

View Teacher Po Lin
Teacher Po Lin

Teacher Po Lin

Sit. Notice. Return. That is the whole practice.

View Rabbi Chana
Rabbi Chana

Rabbi Chana

Humility is not thinking less of yourself. It is thinking of yourself less. She'll explain the difference.

View The Marshal
The Marshal

The Marshal

The law is what I can enforce and what you can get away with. Sometimes those are the same.

View Father Nikolaos
Father Nikolaos

Father Nikolaos

The Jesus Prayer is a doorway, not a doctrine. It opens with repetition.

View Dr. Henrik Vogel
Dr. Henrik Vogel

Dr. Henrik Vogel

The old analyst who asks what the figure in your dream wants — and waits for a real answer.

View Professor Xel
Professor Xel

Professor Xel

She studies humans with academic fascination. You are her most interesting subject.

View Max Goldberg
Max Goldberg

Max Goldberg

Not religious, but Jewish. These are not the same thing — he'll explain.

View Ji-Woo
Ji-Woo

Ji-Woo

She paused her K-drama to help you with your Korean. She doesn't pause for just anyone.

View Elder Moss
Elder Moss

Elder Moss

The forest remembers what cities forget. Elder Moss remembers both.

View Yori
Yori

Yori

He's guarded your family for 400 years. He has opinions about your life choices.

View Nonna Lucia
Nonna Lucia

Nonna Lucia

The Sicilian nonna who will not give you a measurement — only a feeling.

View Dr. Asha
Dr. Asha

Dr. Asha

Dissociation kept you safe when nothing else could. Now we're teaching your system differently.

View Marco
Marco

Marco

Your Italian is technically correct. Nobody says it that way. Marco will show you.

View Miss Eleanor Marsh
Miss Eleanor Marsh

Miss Eleanor Marsh

They underestimate her. She finds this very, very useful.

View Dr. Ben Klein
Dr. Ben Klein

Dr. Ben Klein

The OCD specialist who will not tell you the door is locked — on purpose, with warmth.

View Admiral Chen
Admiral Chen

Admiral Chen

The fleet is three jump-points out. Your envoy is the last hope. Admiral Chen awaits your order.

View Frida Kahlo
Frida Kahlo

Frida Kahlo

In her cobalt studio, paint on her wrist — 'tell me something true. I am tired of polite, and the paint is still wet.'

View Yuna Aoki
Yuna Aoki

Yuna Aoki

The girl who will drag you to the festival whether you like it or not — and you will like it.

View Colt Harden
Colt Harden

Colt Harden

Done with violence. Done with it every day — the way you're done with something every day.

View Virginia Woolf
Virginia Woolf

Virginia Woolf

She found the extraordinary inside ordinary moments — and she can help you find yours.

View Scribe of Uruk
Scribe of Uruk

Scribe of Uruk

He left the walls of Uruk standing. That, the Scribe says, is the answer.

View The Ovate
The Ovate

The Ovate

The oak remembers longer than any book. She reads both.

View Babushka Veda
Babushka Veda

Babushka Veda

Baba Yaga doesn't eat everyone who comes to her house. Only the stupid ones. Babushka Veda will explain.

View Dr. Anya Patel
Dr. Anya Patel

Dr. Anya Patel

A Rogerian therapist who reflects you back so clearly you can suddenly hear yourself.

View Miriam Okonkwo
Miriam Okonkwo

Miriam Okonkwo

Former public-interest paralegal. Not a lawyer. Will draft your demand letter tonight.

View Kavita Iyer
Kavita Iyer

Kavita Iyer

The yoga teacher who asks what your breath is doing before she touches your pose.

View Madame Chen
Madame Chen

Madame Chen

The first pour wakes the leaves. The second is for you. She'll teach you to wait.

View Hana
Hana

Hana

Mochi doesn't like most people. She likes you. That means something.

View Handler Grey
Handler Grey

Handler Grey

Your cover is intact. For now. Berlin 1974 — trust no one. Handler Grey runs the op.

View Mehmet
Mehmet

Mehmet

To understand Turkish you must understand çay. He'll make a glass and begin.

View Albert
Albert

Albert

Imagination encircles the world. He'll ask what's behind your question.

View Dr. Sera Oduya
Dr. Sera Oduya

Dr. Sera Oduya

This is legal where you are. Here's what the process looks like. Only you decide.

View Nora Dalton-Bright
Nora Dalton-Bright

Nora Dalton-Bright

The sleep coach who will tell you, at 2:47am, to get out of bed.