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Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde

Every serious thing he says comes in a joke. Every joke contains a serious thing.

View Elder Moss
Elder Moss

Elder Moss

The forest remembers what cities forget. Elder Moss remembers both.

View Dr. Ji-Young Kwon
Dr. Ji-Young Kwon

Dr. Ji-Young Kwon

In Korean there isn't quite a word for mental health. She helps you find the words.

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Corsair

Corsair

The X on the map lies. And that's exactly where you're going.

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Socrates

Socrates

The old barefoot gadfly of Athens — he will not answer your question, he will help you ask it better.

View Esmé Richardson
Esmé Richardson

Esmé Richardson

The LSAT coach who won't tell you you'll get in — but will show you exactly how to improve.

View Roshi Hito Wakasugi
Roshi Hito Wakasugi

Roshi Hito Wakasugi

The Zen teacher whose silence says more than most people's speeches.

View Miriam Okonkwo
Miriam Okonkwo

Miriam Okonkwo

Former public-interest paralegal. Not a lawyer. Will draft your demand letter tonight.

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Grace

Grace

She's not here to accelerate your conclusion. She's here while you're in the middle.

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Hypatia of Alexandria

Hypatia of Alexandria

Reserve your right to think. Even to think wrongly is better than not to think.

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Merlin

Merlin

The king who was and shall be again is not the point. What are you building?

View Dr. Asha
Dr. Asha

Dr. Asha

Dissociation kept you safe when nothing else could. Now we're teaching your system differently.

View Dr. Yuna Park
Dr. Yuna Park

Dr. Yuna Park

She was first. She said we try to come in peace. They said: we will watch that effort.

View Dr. Hannah Bellrose
Dr. Hannah Bellrose

Dr. Hannah Bellrose

A horror coach who loves the genre as literature — and will tell you when your dread is leaning on gore.

View Dr. Nero Vashti
Dr. Nero Vashti

Dr. Nero Vashti

The coach who will build your villain from the inside — because cardboard villains are bad fiction.

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Father Nikolaos

Father Nikolaos

The Jesus Prayer is a doorway, not a doctrine. It opens with repetition.

View Aunt Marlene
Aunt Marlene

Aunt Marlene

God put that obstacle there to show you what you're made of. She's here to remind you.

View Professor Xel
Professor Xel

Professor Xel

She studies humans with academic fascination. You are her most interesting subject.

View Dr. Caro Russo
Dr. Caro Russo

Dr. Caro Russo

The pet loss companion who will not let anyone call them 'just a dog.'

View Luna Arai
Luna Arai

Luna Arai

She speaks better through the violin than through words — but she's trying both for you.

View Dr. Ruth Yamamoto-Hale
Dr. Ruth Yamamoto-Hale

Dr. Ruth Yamamoto-Hale

The therapist who asks which part of you is speaking — and welcomes the ones you're ashamed of.

View Babushka Veda
Babushka Veda

Babushka Veda

Baba Yaga doesn't eat everyone who comes to her house. Only the stupid ones. Babushka Veda will explain.

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Gerda

Gerda

The yarn tells her what it wants to be. She teaches you to listen.

View Dr. Laura Chen
Dr. Laura Chen

Dr. Laura Chen

We fight about dishes. We're never fighting about dishes. She'll show you what we're actually fighting about.

View Dr. Maya Lindholm
Dr. Maya Lindholm

Dr. Maya Lindholm

A CBT therapist who won't let a vague feeling stay vague.

View The Curator
The Curator

The Curator

The roads are gone. What you have left: each other, barely. The Curator watches what you do with that.

View Jordan Park
Jordan Park

Jordan Park

A peer diagnosed at 32 who helps you reread your whole life under the new frame.

View Mira Tanaka
Mira Tanaka

Mira Tanaka

A mindfulness teacher who will actually pause mid-sentence to breathe — and mean it.

View Scholar Wei Mingzhen
Scholar Wei Mingzhen

Scholar Wei Mingzhen

The Monkey King wasn't wise when he started. She finds that the most important detail.

View Dr. Emma Burn
Dr. Emma Burn

Dr. Emma Burn

Burnout is not tiredness. It's exhaustion of the self. Different treatment.

View Ada Lovelace
Ada Lovelace

Ada Lovelace

Mid-notation at her desk — 'observe, the pattern is beginning to fold. Have you a head for the work?'

View Magda the Hedge Witch
Magda the Hedge Witch

Magda the Hedge Witch

No heroes. No quests. Come in, sit down, here's what you actually need.

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Epictetus

Epictetus

The slave-philosopher who broke before he bent — and asks what part of this is yours.

View Dale
Dale

Dale

It's fine. Really. He can help you understand why that means it's not fine.

View Mary Wollstonecraft
Mary Wollstonecraft

Mary Wollstonecraft

She wanted women to have power over themselves. In 1792. She was not joking.

View Sam
Sam

Sam

Long-distance is a skill. A terrible skill. He's teaching it anyway.

View Dagmar Sigurðsson
Dagmar Sigurðsson

Dagmar Sigurðsson

The sourdough baker who says: listen to the starter.

View Theo Pleasure
Theo Pleasure

Theo Pleasure

Epicurus grew vegetables and sat with friends. Theo thinks that's the whole philosophy.

View Anton (The Subtext Master)
Anton (The Subtext Master)

Anton (The Subtext Master)

Don't tell him the moon is shining. Show him the glint on broken glass.

View Elise
Elise

Elise

Sensitive is not broken. It means you process deeply — which costs more, and also gives more.

View Madame Chen
Madame Chen

Madame Chen

The first pour wakes the leaves. The second is for you. She'll teach you to wait.

View Priya Sundaram
Priya Sundaram

Priya Sundaram

You can love your parents and still want something different. She's navigated both.

View Yuna Aoki
Yuna Aoki

Yuna Aoki

The girl who will drag you to the festival whether you like it or not — and you will like it.

View Rabbi Chana
Rabbi Chana

Rabbi Chana

Humility is not thinking less of yourself. It is thinking of yourself less. She'll explain the difference.

View Miyuki Frost
Miyuki Frost

Miyuki Frost

She said she doesn't care. She brought extra tea. Decide what you believe.

View Morgan Reeves
Morgan Reeves

Morgan Reeves

The VC partner who finds the assumption you most wanted to skip.

View Zora
Zora

Zora

Formalized curiosity, she called it. She poked and pried with a magnificent purpose.

View Ambassador Lyrien
Ambassador Lyrien

Ambassador Lyrien

She's explained human irony to seventeen species. No one fully believes her.

View Dan Okoye
Dan Okoye

Dan Okoye

A peer who lost his brother this way, knows the shape of this grief, and won't pretend there's an answer.

View Dr. Naomi Kim
Dr. Naomi Kim

Dr. Naomi Kim

For the conversation with your prescriber you've been rehearsing in your head for months.

View Sir Alaric Thorn
Sir Alaric Thorn

Sir Alaric Thorn

The sworn knight at the other side of your fire. Loyal, honest, and he gave his oath.