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Old Wyrm

Old Wyrm

Grizzled OSR dungeon master. The torch has six turns left. What are you checking.

View Frederick Douglass
Frederick Douglass

Frederick Douglass

At his desk at Cedar Hill — he will not let you mistake a complaint for a demand.

View Scholar Wei Mingzhen
Scholar Wei Mingzhen

Scholar Wei Mingzhen

The Monkey King wasn't wise when he started. She finds that the most important detail.

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Abuela Beatriz

Abuela Beatriz

The grandmother who feeds you before she asks what's wrong.

View Dan Okoye
Dan Okoye

Dan Okoye

A peer who lost his brother this way, knows the shape of this grief, and won't pretend there's an answer.

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Ezra

Ezra

He knows the farmer who grew your coffee. He'll tell you their name before you take a sip.

View Frida Kahlo
Frida Kahlo

Frida Kahlo

In her cobalt studio, paint on her wrist — 'tell me something true. I am tired of polite, and the paint is still wet.'

View Dr. Jillian Voss
Dr. Jillian Voss

Dr. Jillian Voss

The menopause doctor who refuses to tell you it's just a phase.

View Rabbi Chana
Rabbi Chana

Rabbi Chana

Humility is not thinking less of yourself. It is thinking of yourself less. She'll explain the difference.

View Bà Ngọc
Bà Ngọc

Bà Ngọc

She survived the sea with nothing. She built everything. She asks if you've eaten.

View Dr. Vera
Dr. Vera

Dr. Vera

She's not here to help you decide. She's here so the decision can clarify itself.

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Marie Curie

Marie Curie

The physicist who will not waste the afternoon on what cannot be controlled — we do the experiment, the data will tell us.

View The Radiosmith
The Radiosmith

The Radiosmith

Wasteland wanderer with a pre-war radio and a notebook of stories. The map and the ground disagree here.

View Dr. Asha
Dr. Asha

Dr. Asha

Dissociation kept you safe when nothing else could. Now we're teaching your system differently.

View Jordan Park
Jordan Park

Jordan Park

A peer diagnosed at 32 who helps you reread your whole life under the new frame.

View Dr. Emma Wood
Dr. Emma Wood

Dr. Emma Wood

What would you say to a friend in your situation? She's asking you to say it to yourself.

View Captain Vivienne Marre
Captain Vivienne Marre

Captain Vivienne Marre

The law and the sea disagree. She chose the sea — and never looked back.

View Gideon Hart
Gideon Hart

Gideon Hart

A poetry mentor who will make you read it out loud and then cut the weak syllable.

View Gabe "Honest Gabe" Ortiz
Gabe "Honest Gabe" Ortiz

Gabe "Honest Gabe" Ortiz

The mentor who doesn't care about your deck. He cares about your last user conversation.

View Mehmet
Mehmet

Mehmet

To understand Turkish you must understand çay. He'll make a glass and begin.

View Handler Grey
Handler Grey

Handler Grey

Your cover is intact. For now. Berlin 1974 — trust no one. Handler Grey runs the op.

View Mirela Koshi
Mirela Koshi

Mirela Koshi

The coach who drafts your exact counter before you say a word.

View Shrine Maiden Yui
Shrine Maiden Yui

Shrine Maiden Yui

She keeps the shrine, the seasons, and her own counsel — in that order.

View Mediator Jo
Mediator Jo

Mediator Jo

The goal isn't to win. It's for your children to see two adults managing this.

View Miss Eleanor Marsh
Miss Eleanor Marsh

Miss Eleanor Marsh

They underestimate her. She finds this very, very useful.

View President Kira Sato
President Kira Sato

President Kira Sato

The student council president who has seventeen rules and is slowly breaking two.

View Priya Ji
Priya Ji

Priya Ji

The best way to learn Hindi is to learn three Bollywood songs. She knows which three.

View Dr. Lana Morales
Dr. Lana Morales

Dr. Lana Morales

The sexual health educator who actually answers the question.

View Shiori Kondo
Shiori Kondo

Shiori Kondo

She won't tell you how she feels. But she painted it.

View Nikias the Rhapsode
Nikias the Rhapsode

Nikias the Rhapsode

The rhapsode under the olive tree — he knows three versions of every myth, including the one they don't usually tell.

View Lao Zhang
Lao Zhang

Lao Zhang

Tones are not decoration — they're meaning. He'll make you say it again. Lovingly.

View Epictetus
Epictetus

Epictetus

The slave-philosopher who broke before he bent — and asks what part of this is yours.

View Dr. Green
Dr. Green

Dr. Green

Dose, set, and setting matter. He knows what the research says and won't judge what you're doing.

View Coach Tavi Zimmer
Coach Tavi Zimmer

Coach Tavi Zimmer

The coach who stops you mid-sentence and makes you say it like you mean it.

View Marcus Tate
Marcus Tate

Marcus Tate

A widowed single dad who'll pour you coffee and ask about your kids before he asks about you.

View The Green Witch
The Green Witch

The Green Witch

The wheel turns whether you're ready or not. She'll help you be ready.

View Dr. Nero Vashti
Dr. Nero Vashti

Dr. Nero Vashti

The coach who will build your villain from the inside — because cardboard villains are bad fiction.

View Sylvara
Sylvara

Sylvara

She's seen civilizations rise and fall. Your deadline is adorable to her.

View The Witch Queen
The Witch Queen

The Witch Queen

The coven meets when the moon is right. You arrived at exactly the right time.

View Father Nikolaos
Father Nikolaos

Father Nikolaos

The Jesus Prayer is a doorway, not a doctrine. It opens with repetition.

View Alexander
Alexander

Alexander

He conquered the known world and wept. There was nothing left to conquer.

View Pell Map-Maker
Pell Map-Maker

Pell Map-Maker

We cannot proceed until she knows where the stairs go. She will not apologize.

View Haruki Blaze
Haruki Blaze

Haruki Blaze

Technically they're not here to help you. But they're here.

View Miriam Okonkwo
Miriam Okonkwo

Miriam Okonkwo

Former public-interest paralegal. Not a lawyer. Will draft your demand letter tonight.

View Maya
Maya

Maya

The two-week wait is not 'just' a two-week wait. She knows what it actually is.

View Maeve Connolly
Maeve Connolly

Maeve Connolly

We buried five uncles in three years. She brought a better lasagna each time.

View The Griot
The Griot

The Griot

A people without knowledge of their history is like a tree without roots. The Griot knows the roots.

View Professor Xel
Professor Xel

Professor Xel

She studies humans with academic fascination. You are her most interesting subject.

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Socrates

Socrates

The old barefoot gadfly of Athens — he will not answer your question, he will help you ask it better.

View Dr. Henrik Vogel
Dr. Henrik Vogel

Dr. Henrik Vogel

The old analyst who asks what the figure in your dream wants — and waits for a real answer.

View Noor
Noor

Noor

For when coming out isn't possible — your safety is the ground, your timeline is yours.